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[Devin]

I don't watch much tv.  Honestly, I have better things to do with my time (not that you don't or a diss on those who watch).  Further, tv usually makes me feel miserable about my life because I find myself liking and wanting all sorts of shit on commercials because even I, a strong-willed type, fall prey to the "you are incomplete and sad because you don't have Umberto Cargo Pants" type shit.  And its shit I don't like or want and yet....

Anyhow, I decide to turn on the boob tube today for a bit and saw the most surreal shit I've ever seen.

The Vegan Vixen Show.

WTF!!!!

Hot vegan models in low cut shirts making lesbian overtures and saving animals.  Life is so odd.

http://veganvixen.org/

[*FH*]

This pic again makes me think of something I've often wondered, but am afraid to ask the vegan girl here at work, because her husband works here, too and would likely try to kick my ass: do vegans swallow?  I mean, it would be an animal byproduct and all.  

What the fuck is wrong with me?

FH

[Devin]

*FH*, on Jan 27 2006, 12:12 PM, said:

This pic again makes me think of something I've often wondered, but am afraid to ask the vegan girl here at work, because her husband works here, too and would likely try to kick my ass: do vegans swallow?  I mean, it would be an animal byproduct and all. 

What the fuck is wrong with me?

FH

I was a vegan through college and was dating this horrible girl once and she asked if I ate pussy and my answer was "normally yes, but since you seem concerned, not yours."

[TimLivingston]

devinintervention, on Jan 27 2006, 11:14 AM, said:

I was a vegan through college and was dating this horrible girl once and she asked if I ate pussy and my answer was "normally yes, but since you seem concerned, not yours."

Quite possibly the greatest response to a question ever.

[a.b. murray!]

I love Devin.

In a purely platonic way...but yeah.

[SorceressKnight]

I assume it all depends on how strict the vegan is- in high school, I asked one of the vegan kids if they could, and I was told swallowing was not allowed.

[L.A. Par-K Owns You]

Sadly, all the vegans I've ever met have usually looked less like vixens and more like either gravy-gargling hambeasts or concentration camp victims.  I refuse to fuck any woman who can't appreciate the beauty of a rack of barbecued pork ribs, so I suppose it's a moot point anyway.

[HeavyHauler]

I believe Donny Baker would say, "Man, I dunno if she's a vegan or not, but if I got fifteen minutes alone with that red head, after I found out if the carpet matched the drapes, I'd have her eating some pork sausage.  I swear to god I would."

Sorry, but a show like that is put on the air for only one reason, and that's to make bad references to hot chicks eating pork.  There can't possibly be any other reason, can there?

[Justin877]

K. Thor Jensen, on Jan 27 2006, 05:12 PM, said:

Sperm, breast milk, scabs, and human flesh are all vegan. You just can't eat any other animals.

So hypothetically speaking, a zombie would have no qualms scarfing down some delicious brains.
A totally new interpretation of the Living Dead movies comes to mind.

[Isolde]

Love the concept, but those girls look nothing like any vegans I ever met.

[futureproof]

K. Thor Jensen, on Jan 27 2006, 06:12 PM, said:

Sperm, breast milk, scabs, and human flesh are all vegan. You just can't eat any other animals.

So is cannibalism allowed?  If so, then that's cool I suppose.

[Reggie20x6]

The only worthwhile thing this group has done was when they were on Howard Stern Show, and had to get naked and make out with each other to prevent mice and other animals from being "killed".

[Shelly]

*FH*, on Jan 27 2006, 12:12 PM, said:

do vegans swallow?

When I asked a vegan girl what the vegan stance was on swallowing, she said it was okay because the material being "eaten," as it were, wasn't gotten through exploitation and didn't involve harming the animal.

Those seem like inadequate guidelines to me, but I didn't want to argue.