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#381 Fat Spanish Waiter

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 07:38 PM

"a draw against Sri Lanka would have been Utopia"
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Posted 29 April 2012 - 08:08 PM

View PostFat Spanish Waiter, on Apr 29 2012, 11:48 AM, said:

HODGSON IS GOING TO BE THE NEXT ENGLAND MANAGER YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Why is this a surprise to you? He is the most feted manager in football.
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Posted 29 April 2012 - 08:17 PM

I can't breathe this is too perfect.

Once again though Liverpool fans show we know more about football than the rest of the country. We were calling for Hodgson to be England manager in August 2010!
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Posted 29 April 2012 - 08:21 PM

View PostFat Spanish Waiter, on Apr 29 2012, 08:37 PM, said:

I can't wait to see the excuses when England get put on the floor and smashed in the face by Chechnya.
What was Kenny's excuse when Liverpool lost to West Brom?

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 08:30 PM

We were shit.

Man I'm gonna dust off the old Hodgson classics when I get home.
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Posted 29 April 2012 - 08:50 PM

View PostFat Spanish Waiter, on Apr 29 2012, 01:30 PM, said:

We were shit.

Man I'm gonna dust off the old Hodgson classics when I get home.
Ehm, quotes you mean? Or thrillers such as 3-0 away to Manchester City, or who could forget the instant classic 0-0 away to Birmingham that caused euphoria throughout the red half of Merseyside?
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Posted 29 April 2012 - 09:53 PM

The quotes. I don't want to do them the disservice of paraphrasing.
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Posted 29 April 2012 - 09:58 PM

is there anything more incongruous than a rap song about tony pulis? #motd2


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Posted 30 April 2012 - 12:44 AM

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 01:46 PM

Hodgson's first game would be a friendly in Norway, one of two nations Roy "never wanted to work in again". I hope Norway win and the journalist Woy said that to is right in his face.

Media are delivering on this by the way, every article is perfect.
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Posted 30 April 2012 - 03:16 PM

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 03:20 PM

I wonder if England were more of an expected favorite at the Euros, and not a dark horse, would they have made more of an effort to get a higher-profile / "better" manager than Roy?

(That said, I think Roy is a better choice than Harry.)


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Posted 30 April 2012 - 07:01 PM



come on you city


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Posted 30 April 2012 - 10:27 PM

I say chaps, I'm rather enjoying how it feels to be City at the moment.

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Posted 30 April 2012 - 10:38 PM

View PostPete, on Apr 30 2012, 06:27 PM, said:

I say chaps, I'm rather enjoying how it feels to be City at the moment.

Congrats Pete. We don't deserve to win anything this year. Would be cruel if your lot were to slip up vs the geordies and we stole the title, but I frankly don't see us winning our remaining games.
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Posted 30 April 2012 - 10:43 PM

Think the Geordies will decide it.
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Posted 30 April 2012 - 11:19 PM

Terrible news about Darren Fletcher retiring, wouldn't wish it on anyone.
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