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#1 The Natural

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Posted 01 March 2012 - 04:48 AM

Sheffield Wednesday sack their manager Gary Megson even though Sheffield Wednesday are third in League One. The chairman? Milan Mandaric.

Liverpool vs. Arsenal this Saturday and the Merseyside derby at Anfield on the 13th of March.
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Posted 01 March 2012 - 08:34 AM

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Posted 01 March 2012 - 01:55 PM

Best Own Goal EVER to start the month.


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Posted 01 March 2012 - 05:03 PM

View PostOutlawStar51, on Mar 1 2012, 01:55 PM, said:

Best Own Goal EVER to start the month.


Wow. Nice find.
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Posted 01 March 2012 - 06:52 PM

View PostThe Natural, on Mar 1 2012, 04:48 AM, said:

Sheffield Wednesday sack their manager Gary Megson even though Sheffield Wednesday are third in League One. The chairman? Milan Mandaric.
Their manager? Gary Megson.

Team Mandaric on this one.

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Posted 01 March 2012 - 10:18 PM

View PostDan, on Mar 1 2012, 10:52 AM, said:

View PostThe Natural, on Mar 1 2012, 04:48 AM, said:

Sheffield Wednesday sack their manager Gary Megson even though Sheffield Wednesday are third in League One. The chairman? Milan Mandaric.
Their manager? Gary Megson.

Team Mandaric on this one.
Absolutely.

Fat Spanish Waiter, what are your thoughts on Rafa wanting to manage Chelsea?

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Posted 02 March 2012 - 01:56 AM

Doubt it's true, and would be a huge mistake on his part. He'd need to instantly win over Lampard, Terry and co, then sell them on in the summer and rebuild an entire team with an impatient idiot chairman. Not too dissimilar to the terrible run he had at Inter.
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Posted 02 March 2012 - 05:18 AM

and in the latest installment of Magnificent7's Pants Off Dance off:

http://www.bbc.co.uk...otball/17221172

Rangers to try to sell off 11 players by summer, and persuade all the remaining players to take a 50% pay cut. Or, to possibly force all the players to take a 75% pay cut.

This is because the administrators have already asked the players "Would you mind working for free for the rest of the season?" to which the players of course responded "Of course we'd fucking mind!"

http://www.scotsman....t_pay_1_2149001
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Posted 02 March 2012 - 05:21 AM

Rangers are going to become irrelevant overnight. I guess that makes Celtic Inter, default winning the league for the next few years.
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Posted 02 March 2012 - 04:48 PM

Joseph Barton discusses his love of the Smiths

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Posted 02 March 2012 - 04:55 PM

View PostOyaji, on Mar 1 2012, 10:18 PM, said:

View PostDan, on Mar 1 2012, 10:52 AM, said:

View PostThe Natural, on Mar 1 2012, 04:48 AM, said:

Sheffield Wednesday sack their manager Gary Megson even though Sheffield Wednesday are third in League One. The chairman? Milan Mandaric.
Their manager? Gary Megson.

Team Mandaric on this one.
Absolutely.

Fat Spanish Waiter, what are your thoughts on Rafa wanting to manage Chelsea?

I'm no Gary Megson fan either but getting sacked when the team is third in the league?

View PostSirFozzie, on Mar 2 2012, 05:18 AM, said:

and in the latest installment of Magnificent7's Pants Off Dance off:

http://www.bbc.co.uk...otball/17221172

Rangers to try to sell off 11 players by summer, and persuade all the remaining players to take a 50% pay cut. Or, to possibly force all the players to take a 75% pay cut.

This is because the administrators have already asked the players "Would you mind working for free for the rest of the season?" to which the players of course responded "Of course we'd fucking mind!"

http://www.scotsman....t_pay_1_2149001

Damn, they are in the shit.
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Posted 02 March 2012 - 06:31 PM

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Redknapp was celebrating his 65th birthday on Friday and, after the reporters at his weekly news conference began proceedings by singing 'Happy Birthday', the Spurs manager said he had no plans to retire any time soon.

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Posted 02 March 2012 - 08:18 PM

The media's wankathon over 'Arry is cringe-tastic
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Posted 02 March 2012 - 10:49 PM



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Posted 02 March 2012 - 10:56 PM

In the mid-90s, I was in Smiths in Hanley (nb: Stoke-on-Trent city centre) and it was late January, so I had a bit of a look at the cheapo calendars. They had a few of the Manchester teams, and a load on the unloved Cheeky Chappie Dennis Wise era Chelsea, but absolutely shitloads of Portsmouth FC. Couldn't figure out why they had so many, like 50p each. As it happened my mate Tsz (pronounced like Tea. Chinese alphabet) was from Portsmouth, so I told him and he got one.

Year later I figured out that the shop had probably ordered them from the supplier because the listing would have said FOOTBALL PORT FC and they'd have assumed that meant Port Vale, and therefore quite likely to sell well in Stoke. I don't know why that stayed with me, but it did.

And now both teams are going to go out of business at the same time. Funny how things work out.
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Posted 03 March 2012 - 04:39 AM

View PostThe Natural, on Mar 2 2012, 10:55 AM, said:

View PostOyaji, on Mar 1 2012, 10:18 PM, said:

View PostDan, on Mar 1 2012, 10:52 AM, said:

View PostThe Natural, on Mar 1 2012, 04:48 AM, said:

Sheffield Wednesday sack their manager Gary Megson even though Sheffield Wednesday are third in League One. The chairman? Milan Mandaric.
Their manager? Gary Megson.

Team Mandaric on this one.
Absolutely.

Fat Spanish Waiter, what are your thoughts on Rafa wanting to manage Chelsea?

I'm no Gary Megson fan either but getting sacked when the team is third in the league?

View PostSirFozzie, on Mar 2 2012, 05:18 AM, said:

and in the latest installment of Magnificent7's Pants Off Dance off:

http://www.bbc.co.uk...otball/17221172

Rangers to try to sell off 11 players by summer, and persuade all the remaining players to take a 50% pay cut. Or, to possibly force all the players to take a 75% pay cut.

This is because the administrators have already asked the players "Would you mind working for free for the rest of the season?" to which the players of course responded "Of course we'd fucking mind!"

http://www.scotsman....t_pay_1_2149001

Damn, they are in the shit.
As this is happening more and more now, why are footballers not putting clauses in their contracts that stipulate the first missed payment=I am now a free agent and you still owe me the rest of my contract?

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Posted 03 March 2012 - 01:33 PM

I swear the goal posts are playing better defense than the entire Arsenal team at Anfield.

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Posted 03 March 2012 - 01:41 PM

This is an epic battle between a defense that refuses to defend and an attack that will not score.

Arsenal are fucking shit though. Everyone apart from Van Persie is terrible. Arteta, Walcott, that back four, Yossi, just terrible. Absolutely shocking transfer business by Wenger. Remember when he bought that walk Brazilian left back who no longer exists? HOW DO YOU BUY A BAD BRAZILIAN LEFT BACK?

And the worst thing is Liverpool aren't really any better.
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Posted 03 March 2012 - 01:51 PM

Excellent job, you summed it up pretty well.

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Posted 03 March 2012 - 02:09 PM

Szczesny's better than Reina so they have two players at least.