Posted 15 May 2012 - 11:24 AM
Well, after all that, I missed the top 4... by one point. If Ryan Shotton hadn't come off the bench and done nothing in the last week (amongst other 'more points on the bench than on the pitch' mistakes I made this year), I'd have reached the DVDVR Champion's League places. Instead, I'm in the DVDVR Europa League, sort of.
Actually, thinking about it, we could set up H2H leagues in that vein if we wanted. Next season, I'd better do IKTS again, I killed everyone at that last year. Just Godzilla'd the whole league of 4 other guys who were playing at the start (a few gave up at one point or another).
Loathe him or hate him, you can't argue with what Fergie has achieved in 26 years at Old Trafford - single-handedly turning United from a much-loved, much-admired club into probably the most reviled in world football... At 71 years of age, Fergie has seen it all, and drunk most of it. Now he intends to enjoy retirement in the best way possible - by watching his successor struggle to match his achievements.
David Moyes had been widely talking about as becoming the next United boss by wildly hopeful Premier League chairmen. Yesterday their prayers were on the verge of being answered. Well, all those except for those of Tony Fernandes who is praying someone stupid buys his players.
- Derek McGovern, The Daily Mirror.
You want it both ways. You want to have your cake and fucking eat it to. You want to fuck the shit out of that cake, and have that cake get your family's approval. I'm not sure which way to go on this one... it might be a chance for you to learn an early lesson in not giving a fuck what other people think. A lesson every man has to learn sooner or later.
- The Ultimate Warrior, responding to a reader who asked if it was OK to start dating his cousin.