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This is Why You're Fat.
Started by Pete, Feb 11 2009 03:12 PM
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Posted 08 July 2011 - 11:41 PM
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Posted 02 September 2011 - 02:25 PM
From the ridiculous to the sublime:
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Posted 02 September 2011 - 04:51 PM
Why I'm Fat:
Cap'n Crunch is the worst-best thing in the world. One bowl and it will destroy your life. I was so addicted in my 20s, I could go through a box a day. Huge, heeping bowls in the middle of the night. Tell me what substance I'm describing here:
1) It is easily available at an street-corner "market"
2) Once you're hooked you will spend all your money on it and it is the ONLY thing you feel like you need to consume
3) You will experience massive euphoria followed by horrendous crashes
4) You will be cleaning your apartment at 3:00 A.M.
5) It will rot your teeth out within a few months
6) Time ends. Before you realize a week has passed you will be unrecognizable to your friends who will not have seen you in months
7) It will kill you. Fast. You will be corpsed within the year.
I haven't touched that shit in about ten years and I still carry the weight I put on. The scars of addiction. Me and Kurt Angle, man. We've both been through the exact same thing. The exact. same. thing.
Cap'n Crunch is the worst-best thing in the world. One bowl and it will destroy your life. I was so addicted in my 20s, I could go through a box a day. Huge, heeping bowls in the middle of the night. Tell me what substance I'm describing here:
1) It is easily available at an street-corner "market"
2) Once you're hooked you will spend all your money on it and it is the ONLY thing you feel like you need to consume
3) You will experience massive euphoria followed by horrendous crashes
4) You will be cleaning your apartment at 3:00 A.M.
5) It will rot your teeth out within a few months
6) Time ends. Before you realize a week has passed you will be unrecognizable to your friends who will not have seen you in months
7) It will kill you. Fast. You will be corpsed within the year.
I haven't touched that shit in about ten years and I still carry the weight I put on. The scars of addiction. Me and Kurt Angle, man. We've both been through the exact same thing. The exact. same. thing.
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Posted 06 September 2011 - 08:43 PM
For shits and giggles, a list of the annual fried food winners from the State Fair of Texas.
Big Tex says "Howdy! Where's, I say where's the Pepto?"
Big Tex says "Howdy! Where's, I say where's the Pepto?"
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Posted 10 September 2011 - 05:47 PM
I'm about to go to Hot Dougs in Chicago, again.
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Posted 10 September 2011 - 08:36 PM
I want that buffalo chicken in a flapjack. BIG TIME. That sounds like the greatest brunch item of all time.
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Posted 12 September 2011 - 01:11 AM
Pete, on Sep 6 2011, 04:43 PM, said:
For shits and giggles, a list of the annual fried food winners from the State Fair of Texas.
Big Tex says "Howdy! Where's, I say where's the Pepto?"
Big Tex says "Howdy! Where's, I say where's the Pepto?"
Texas' death penalty should consist of a last meal at the State Fair, they'd save the money on the method of death after the person's last meal.
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Posted 12 September 2011 - 04:38 AM
This is AWESOME!
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Posted 15 September 2011 - 10:31 PM
This place just opened beside my office - I'm deathly afraid of going there and getting hooked
http://www.holychuckburgers.com/
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Posted 25 July 2012 - 01:21 PM
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[zhixel] Dean is a stern and unforgiving god that answers no prayers.
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Posted 27 July 2012 - 07:25 AM
Pete, on Sep 6 2011, 03:43 PM, said:
For shits and giggles, a list of the annual fried food winners from the State Fair of Texas.
Big Tex says "Howdy! Where's, I say where's the Pepto?"
Big Tex says "Howdy! Where's, I say where's the Pepto?"
Random thought, but if I was entered into the fair, I'd go Fried Pepto-bismal.
