The final match for ICW: Serious Assault is:

Attendance: 136

'The Butcher' Scott Renwick W/Amy df. Liam Thompson
Thompson went to shake 'The Butchers' hand then turned heel on him and beat his ribs with a frying pan. Sounded horrible, looked great. :D

Sara's Birthday Gift
Out come's Grogan with Sara and a large box. He get's in the ring and run's down Darkside(who he bet on the last show to win the No.1 contenders spot) and Drew Galloway(the ICW Champion) before saying he had an insurence policy for tonight's main event and introduce Invincible! He then turned his attention's to Sara and told the crowd it was her birthday and he had a special gift for her, she looked so happy but that would turn to a look of disgust as she opened her present and pulled out A DILDO!!! Grogan grabbed it from her and shook it about with rage shouting "I never bought this! Someone switched the gifts!". Out comes Darkside and Galloway. Darkside attack's Grogan and Sara tries to jump on Galloway's back so Galloway dropped her like a bad habbit. Then both men kicked and punched Invincible to take him out the picture long enough for 'The Dark One' to shout "Galloway, GET THE CHEESE!". Drew goes under the ring, pulls out a big wheel of cheese, pick up the still comotose Sara who think's she is about to be kissed and plant's the cheesy goodness right in her face. As Invincible tried to pull Grogan out the ring to saftey Darkside like some kind of slick gazzel grabbed Grogan's foot and pulled him back in. Galloway then pointed out the DILDO OF DOOM still lying in the ring, Darkside was'nt sure if he wanted to pick it up but Galloway told him to "USE THE FORCE!" harnessing the force from the outter region's of the cosmos Darkside picked up THE MIGHTY SCHLONG and began to shake due to it's awesome power! Drew then whipped Grogan of the ropes and Darkside rained down the pain with what I belive is THE WORLDS FIRST DILDO CLOTHESLINE!!! Galloway and 'The Dark One' then shoved the dildo down Grogans trousers and voilated his sweet cheeks as Sara looked on in horror. Invincible then managed to get ahold of Grogan and pulled him and Sara to the back, to as Maud Flanders would say "STOP THE MADNESS!", Galloway then got on the mic, said hello to the ICW fans and then handed the mic to Darkside who said "we'd like to thank Mark Dallas for providing the dildo", PRICK!

Fall's Count Anywhere
The Tenacious Gunn's df. Fight Club
On our last show D.O.A(Drunk On Arrival) were in the crowd and during the Fight Club/Gunn's match hit onof Fight Club in the back of the head with a beer can from the crowd which caused all four men to square upto each other but that was about it. On this show D.O.A walked out(beer in hand) to watch the ongoing match with the Gunn's/Fight Club, jumped on the apron and distraced Fight Club which helped The Tenacious Gunn's get a sneaky victory and they danced like queer's in a rainbow parade as D.O.A and Fight Club brawled to the back. D.O.A walked back out and got in the ring and The Gunn's made the mistake of trying to dance with them, WRONG MOVE!!!

Red Lightning W/Charles Boddington df. Wolfgang
Great match, going all over the arena. By far the most memorable moment was Wolfgang playing the piano with Lightning head. Red picked up the win over Wolfgang again thank's to help from Boddington.

We announce at this point that Jay Phoenix has'nt caught his flight from Stanstead and cant make it.

Darkside df. Willam Grange
Darkside had swtiched Grange's music so he came out to YMCA, he was'nt a happy bunny. Great technicall match. Grange will deffinetly be back in ICW after that debut.

Jay Phoenix df. Lionheart
Lionheart come's out and get's the ref to declare him the winner, crowd cheer. However, Lionheart then start's to berate the crowd and say's that there are alot of arselicking trainee's in the back, trying to kiss up to get a spot in ICW, he tell's them this is their chance but no one come's out. Lionheart then spots someone in the crowd. He tell's everyone he broke this "bitches" leg at training awhile ago and the kid has never been back, ask's the kid to step into the ring, he refuses so Lionheart slap's him and tell's him to stand up then say's this is his last chance. Poor kid doesnt move so Lionheart pull's him over the barrier and beat's the shit out of him(focusing on his cast). At that moment, Jay Phoenix in his street clothes and carrying his bag's walk's in through the front door and goes straight for Lionheart. What ensue's is a wild brawl. After the match Jay get's on the mic and directed some comment's toward's me about not getting a title shot. Say's its because I know he's going to OVW soon and Im affriad he'd take the ICW Championship with him. Then say's he wants a word backstage, so we had a word. None of these word's were friendly, fucker, objectionable woman and afew other's were uttered backstage by both of us.

Sara Vs. Amy No Contest(Musso and Damian Daimond ran in)
Sara and Amy have a great match for their first time wrestling, 4 or 5mins in though Amy goes to pull Sara's top off and the lights go out. When they come back on Mike Musso and Damian Daimond are standing in the ring with about 7 security gaurds they brought with them. They berate Amy and Sara for wrestling infront of "these people", say's he's here in the name of "family entertainment" to stop this. He ask's the girl's to apoligise to him since he trained them. Sara say's sorry and is forgiven. Amy say's sory but Musso isnt convinced, he tell's her to get on her knee's and apoligise! Out run's the man Amy manages, 'The Butcher' Scott Renwick with his rib's heavily bandaged. He beat's the shit out of about 3 or 4 gaurd's on his way to the ring but as he climbs in they overpower him and Musso drop's him with 'The Merchandiser' and he is rolled out the ring. Musso then say's he does'nt know why anyone would want to degrade themselves by working for this "piss poor" wrestling promotion. This brought out ICW Champion 'THEE' DREW GALLOWAY as Chesney Hawks 'I am the One and Only' boomed throughout the arena! All the gaurd's ran away, Musso stood his ground until Drew slid into the ring and Musso ran off. Hoever as Drew stood shouting at Musso, Daimond and the gaurds In ran Grogan brandishing THE DILDO OF DOOM! He whacked Drew over the back of the head with it, Musso and Co. leave through the front door, Amy and 'The Bucther' are helped to the back and the main even is on!

ICW Championship
'Thee' Drew Galloway df. 'The Natural' Allan Grogan W/Sara & Invincible
I never saw much of the main event, been told by everyon it was good. All I know is I went to the back to sort out the cash and when I came back out there was all sorts of, frying pans, Chairs, Umbrellas ect... in the ring and Drew was whipping Grogan through a locked fire exit door(cheers lads, that cost me afew quid, lol). Anyway, the big chief is still the Champ, all is good in the fucked up, whacky world of INSANE CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING!!!

Pics by Chris McPhail:


'The Butcher' Scott Renwick W/Amy df. Liam Thompson





Sara's Birthday Gift

Fall's Count Anywhere
The Tenacious Gunn's df. Fight Club






Red Lightning W/Charles Boddington df. Wolfgang

Darkside df. Willam Grange






Jay Phoenix df. Lionheart

Sara Vs. Amy No Contest(Musso and Damian Daimond ran in)







ICW Championship
'Thee' Drew Galloway df. 'The Natural' Allan Grogan W/Sara & Invincible

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ICW: Serious Assault
Maryhill Community Central Halls
Sunday 11th February 2007

ICW Championship
'Thee' Drew Galloway ( C ) Vs. 'The Natural' Allan Grogan W/Sara
'The Natural' won a No. 1 Contender's match at 'STOP! He's already DEAD!' against Darkside which earned him the right to face the ICW Champion 'Thee' Drew Galloway at 'ICW: Serious Assault'.
Galloway won the title at ICW's debut event 'Fear & Loathing' in a Triple Threat 30 Iron Man match(involving Darkside and Grogan). After the match Grogan's 'manager' Sara celebrated and left the arena with Galloway which pissed off Grogan. However Grogan showed up at 'STOP! He's already DEAD!' and explained to everyone his plan to get what he belive's is rightfully his(the ICW Championship). He then brought out Sara and proclaimed that she wanted a real man and Galloway did'nt quite mesure up to 'The Natural'(nudge, nudge, wink, wink...say no more - wee Monty Python reference for you there). So at 'ICW: Serious Assault' Grogan will get his shot at the champ. This is one match you won't want to miss!

'Flawless One' Jay Phoenix Vs. Lionheart
At 'ICW: Serious Assault' one of Scotland's fastest rising star's, Lionheart makes his ICW debut against 'Flawless One' Jay Phoenix! At ICW's first event 'Fear & Loathing' Jay defeated U.S veteran Tracy Smother's then went on to defeat Spitfire at 'STOP! He's already DEAD!. Can Lionheart stop Phoenix in his tracks or will Jay remain undefeated?
In the fall out from 'ICW: STOP! He's already DEAD!', the 'Flawless One' showed concern to the ICW office over his involvement surrounding the companies championship belt, and how no word yet has been given to him over a future challenge for this very belt.
Current champion, Drew Galloway and Jay himself, are the only two athletes in ICW with 2 victories in singles competition over the course of ICW's first two events held in Maryhill, Glasgow. However, Jay dealt with the manner professionally and respectfully and his comments and request for a future title challenge will be taken into consideration...

'The Artful Dodger' Red Lightning W/Charles Boddington Vs. Wolfgang
At ICW's first event 'Fear & Loathing' Wolfgang faced off against Lightning. Knowing Lightning would have the dastardly Mr. Boddington in his corner he decided to phone Charles the night before and pretended he was a promoter down in Birmingham and he wanted to book him on the same day as ICW's show knowing that Boddington would go where the money was which would leave Red Lightning on his own for the match. By the time Boddington got word to Lightning via mobile phone about what had happened he was about 100 miles away from the Maryhill Community Central Hall's and there was no chance he could make it there on time so he and Lightning devised a plan. Red Lightning refused to take part in a regular ICW style of match(no count outs, no DQ's) and demanded that rules be enforced in the match, Wolfgang agreed. When it looked like Wolfgang had the match won Red Lightning called out his and Boddington's 'plan B', Los Pervitos. Pervitos and Lightning beat down Wolfgang causing him to win via DQ which brought out Liam Thompson to make the save.
When Boddington got word of what had happened he demanded a match for 'Serious Assault' between his client and Thompson. On the night Lightning beat Thompson with help from Boddington who hit Thompson over the head with his briefcase when it looked like Liam had the match won. Bod then stated that they wernt through with Wolfgang and he would pay for making him look like a fool. Later that night during Wolfgang's title match with ICW Champion 'Thee' Drew Galloway, Lightning ran in distracting Wolfgang and costing him the match. Wolfgang then chased Lightning to the back.
On Sunday 11th Feb 2007 Wolfgang and 'The Artful Dodger' will face off once more, only this time Charles Boddington will be in his clients corner. Will Lightning and Boddington manage gain 'revenge' or will Wolfgang end finally put and end to this situation?

'The Butcher' Scot Renwick W/Amy Vs. Liam Thompson
At 'STOP! He's already DEAD!' Scot Renwick made his ICW debut and with his new manager Amy by his side managed to pick up his first ever singles win. Liam Thompson also started his ICW career well with a win over veteran 'The Guv'nor' Carl Conroy at 'Fear & Loathing' and looked like he was on his way to beating BCW Cruiserweight Champion Red Lightning last Sunday at 'STOP! He's already DEAD!' until Red's manager Charles Boddington got involved costing Thompson a victory.
On Sunday 11th February 2007 these two ICW fan favorites face off at 'ICW: Serious Assault'. Will 'The Butcher' continue his winning way's under the guidence of Amy or will Liam Thompson get his ICW career back on track?

Darkside Vs. William Grange
Grange make's his ICW debut on Sunday 11th February against the charismatic mofo and ICW fan favorite Darkside. Both men are superb wrestler's so this could be a match of the night contender. Will Grange make an impact his first night in ICW or will Darkside get his first win in Insane Championship Wrestling?

Rematch from 'STOP! He's already DEAD!'
Fall's Count Anywhere Tag Match
Fight Club Vs. The Tenacious Gunns
The Tenacious Gunns have not had the best of starts in Insane Championship Wrestling, losing at 'Fear & Loathing' to Fight Club in a Triple Threat which also included Los Pervitos then losing once again to Fight Club at 'STOP! He's already DEAD!'. With ICW looking into brining some other tag teams into the promotion The Gunns have asked for one last oppertunity to defeat Fight Club and impress ICW management. Many considered their Fall's Count Anywhere match to be one of the best matches at 'STOP! He's already DEAD!', can both team's put on as good a match second time round? If the Tenacious Gunn's lose will it be their last match in Insane Championship Wrestling?

Sara Vs. Amy
The hairy palmed, short sighted fans of ICW have asked for it so the hairy palmed, short sighted owner of Insane Championship Wrestling shall deliver. On Sunday 11th Feb, 'The Butchers' manager Amy will take on Allan Grogan's partner in crime, Sara. FUCK YEAH!!! :thumbsup: