It was a really good episode and Michael wearing a women's suit was my favorite part of the episode.

Roy: Pam, I just don't get you.
Pam: Yeah, I know.

I think that was intended to sum it up.

-jlowe

Creed. Potato.

Shun. Un-shun.

That is all.

Betting. Creed. Stanley. Watermelon.

This show rules.

Andy - I can’t control what you do, only what I do.
Dwight - Jim, please tell Andy that I am shunning him.
Jim - Dwight says he wants a hug.
Michael - If I know Darryl, it’ll be thoppity.
Lonnie - WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS MAN!?
Lonnie - Thank God we only have a bailer to deal with, that dim light is a bitch!
Pam - I’m not sure how this whole betting thing started, but it’s fun.
Michael - Heart disease kills more people than bailers.
Michael - What, Nerf isn’t cool anymore?
Michael - Darryl thinks he’s so manly because he works in a warehouse. I worked in a warehouse - MEN’S WAREHOUSE! I was a greeter.
Michael - Pam, depression is as dangerous as a bailer, isn’t it?
Pam - I don’t understand the question.
Michael - They used props, visual aids… and they MADE US LOOK LIKE DOPES!
Michael - Maybe we should test this once… Letterman style.
Dwight - I need you to acquire either an inflatable house and/or castle.
Andy - You mean a moon bounce? I’ll need petty cash.
Kevin - That’s not fair! You’re here for HOURS, YOU’VE SPENT HOURS HERE AT RECEPTION WITH PAM!
Michael - Nah, these tests aren’t going well. If we keep doing them, we might not want to jump.
Dwight - I think he wants to die!
Stanley - Is it night outside?
Pam - What are the odds that this is any way real?
Jim - I’d say about 10,000 to 1.
Kevin - Whenever anyone offers you 10,000 to 1 odds, take them. If John Mellencamp ever wins an Oscar, I’m going to be a VERY rich man.
Jim - Michael, don’t jump on the bouncy castle… because you’re going to get horribly, horribly injured!
Darryl - Mike, this is the opposite of safety.
Michael - You said I had a cushy, Nerf life.
Darryl - Yes, but I never said you had nothing to live for.
Michael - What do I have to live for?
Darryl - Lots of things… what about Jan!?
Michael - That's complicated... the sex isn't as good as it used to be.
Darryl - Mike, you’re a very brave man. It takes a lot of courage just to get of bed and be you. You're Braveheart.
Michael - I Braveheart. I am.
Michael - I saved a life today. My own. Am I a hero? I can’t really say, but yes.

Darrell: "You're brave and strong! You Braveheart!"
Michael: "I Braveheart. I am."

Deserves a second mention.

Dwight: "I have plenty of watermelons in my trunk."

Michael: "Dwight, you're a horrible liar. Pam, what is it?"

A bit of a letdown after a string of really great episodes. But it still had a few great lines, including "If it's Stanley's car contact James L Beany" or whatever his lawyer's name was.

"You just sit on your biscuit, never riskin' it" or "Shun. Unshun. Reshun". Gotta be one of those. Creed's scene of the week is per usual, the scene of the week.

An ok episode. Last week's was better. Yes, Creed did steal the show.

Big ups to Michael for bringing back the early SNL Weekend Update "ignorant slut."

I love the fact that the only reason Creed knew about the bounce house behind the bushes was because he was peeing back there.

Rainn is on Leno now and stated that the season finale was shot a couple of weeks ago, so he's now growing a beard. A new episode clip was shown involving a pornographic drawing, with Dwight saying... "It looks like the sex was consensual between both animals" leading to a talking head of "I grew up on a farm so I'm used to seeing animals have sex, in every position imagineable. Goat on goat, goat on chicken, two chickens on a goat with two pigs watching...".

Yeah dudes, the 21 minutes of the show not featuring Creed are pretty worthless! They should just make a show starring him alone, doing weird things!

Darrell and Michael have awesome chemistry.

please stop doing this. seriously why do you have to create a transcript of this show (and also smackdown) every week? I mean what is the point? We all saw the fucking show. You're not actually adding anything or being funny by just posting lines from the show. Do you realize the precious seconds of your life wasted by this?

naw, lol, j/k this is awesome. I don't even watch Smackdown or the Office anymore cause you sum up all the best parts for me as if it was one continuous string of dialouge.

You forgot Impact.

Dude, you pre-empt all the good quotes. I don't get to feel special anymore. :o(

Sooooo, did no one watch or something? People finally get their Creed episode and then, what, you all run away?

Episode was good stuff, especially Michael's ultimatum. Dwight as Jim trying to do the Jim face was classic too.

Dwight sliding the plant in front of Phyllis before the 'press conference' was fantastic.

"I wanna take out an ad in your yearbook...full page, two words-

-GOOD LUCK!"

A lot of great bits in tonight's episode, Creed is rock solid.

Loved the episode tonight!

"An escape goat" = GOLD!

Rob

I don't usually find this show at all funny, but tonight's clicked. The smart one imitating the psycho one was great. The guy nicking everyone's money for a collection was good too.

I thought this was the funniest episode of season three so far. Absolutely fantastic.

Dwight's Jim > Jim's Dwight

Can anyone screencap Dwight's Jim face?

I loved this episode - Michael's attempt at damage control, Michael thinking that CNN of all media outlets would cover it (AND YOUTUBE OHNOES!), Creed's bit with the card, Kevin and Oscar's war with Angela, Andy having a high school girlfriend and being reminded constantly by Jim that it's a felony... damn this ruled. Here's Dwight's Jim face -

Ever notice that when the show just focuses on them working, the show is at its best. Yeah the "out there" episodes are really funny but the ones forcusing on work are just great. Easily had the best Creed moment ever.

"The one year I blow it off, this happens."

I love that in Michael's warped mind, youtube ranks higher than newsweek and CNN as a mass media outlet.

The final show where it shows Creed taking the money and throwing the card in the garbage was awesome!

I think my favorite thing from this episode was Michael's printout of the American flag - four sheets of paper badly placed together creating something that vaguely resembled the flag. Awesome.

The deleted scenes... oh my.

Creed: "Ten years ago, I faked my own death for tax evasion reasons. I've been collecting benefits ever since as my own widow."

Who was that card Creed had supposed to be for? I must have missed that part.

The card was for the lady that he had fired just cover his own ass. She was the one who worked at the paper company. Earlier in the episode he called the company just to see who wasn't there that day.

I love Creed.

Fantastic episode. The Creed stuff was classic. I loved Jim helping Andy feel better as they were driving home.

Side note, anybody seen Blades of Glory and Jenna Fischer looking SMOKIN HOT while trying to seduce Will Farrell?

Damn I didnt realize how hot she was

Holy shit...

BEER ME THAT DISC

I now have even more reason to see this movie. Yowza.

And I wish I was able to see Dwight dress as Jim. I wonder how well an imitation he did.

That was the best episode of this show EVER, with perhaps the finest cold open as well. Creed was on fire throughout this episode. Kelly and Andy also stood out immensely. What a blast!

Rumor has it, that Alex Shelley told Sabin to "Beer Me" that water at ROH last night. And that is why, I love Alex Shelley, =).

Did anybody else catch the 'THREAT LEVEL MIDNIGHT' line? Just lovely.

Somebody needs to post the nude picture of Jenna Fischer from the cover of Wired.

Creed rocks the deleted scenes again this week

We really should not risk this thread getting hijacked and subsequently locked, but, the following picture *must* be posted.



I see your Wired cover and raise you a gratuitous Jane magazine full page shot. Pam is a goddess.

James Gunn is the luckiest fucking guy in the entire world...

Before this goes any further...

Stop creeping up the Office thread please.

K THANKS.

Someone beer them a link to the porn folder.

Lord, beer me strength.

I stole this from Creed's Myspace.