This has been an awesome ep so far. Jan/Michael has been great, Karen vs. Pam rules, and Michael quoted Kim Possible!
One Man Gang -
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Jan is canned
YES YES YES YES YES!
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PAM AND JIM ARE FINALLY DATING! And they couldn't be happier.
This is the best show on Earth, and this has been the best episode of the season.
Hot damn -
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Ryan got Jan's job
Okay, this season can't possibly get any better... and yet there's still one episode left. YAY!
Andy - From henceforth, you will not be known as big tuna, you will be big haircut.
Pam - For the record, I’m not embarrassed… and it only took me three to summon the courage.
Karen - Pam is… kind of a bitch.
Michael - Convoys are really fun, we could pull aside each other… flip each other off… moon each other…
Stanley - I’ve never heard you talk so much… I thought it was Kelly.
Kelly - Pam, don’t worry, we were all so drunk that no one even remembers what you said.
Creed - I blogged the whole thing.
Ryan - Last year, Creed asked me to set up a blog. I opened up a Word file and typed in a web address to save the world from Creed‘s brain. I’ve read some of it, and even for the internet, it’s pretty shocking.
Dwight - Welcome to the Hotel Hell - check in time is now and check out time is never.
Jim - You’re not even the manager in your own dream?
Jim - So your biggest fantasy is to co-manage bed and breakfast in Hell… with the devil.
Dwight - Yes, but I haven’t told you my salary - $80,000.
Michael - DEFCON 20!
Michael - She made me do a lot of things I didn’t want to do.
Michael - Jan is in a different place right now, and it is a sign of maturity to give people second chances.
Pam - I’m sure that Jim was uncomfortable when Roy and I joked around… that one time.
Meredith - In my experience, men care more about the back than the front.
Michael - This is the opposite of shallow… this is emotionally magnificent.
Pam - I am what I am… that’s Popeye.
Michael - Here’s the sitch - two weeks ago, I was in the worst relationship of my life. Now, I’m in the best relationship of my life… with the same woman.
Pam - You will be your own assistant?
Dwight - Yes, I need someone I can trust.
Dwight - Do you accept?
Pam - Absolutely I do.
Pam - I learned from Jim that whenever Jim asks you to do something secret, say absolutely I do.
Oscar - Do you think he’ll get that job?
Phyllis - No, but he isn’t qualified for the one he has now.
Dwight - This is a Schrute buck - one thousand of these equals an extra five minutes for lunch.
Pam - What is the cash value of a Schrute buck?
Dwight - One-one hundredth of a dollar.
Pam - I literally cannot wait to see what Dwight has planned for us.
Dwight - Stanley, you have earned a Schrute buck.
Stanley - I don’t want it.
Dwight - You don’t want a Schrute buck?
Stanley - I’ll give you a Stanley nickel if you never talk to me again.
Dwight - What’s the ratio of Stanley nickels to Schrute bucks?
Stanley - The same as Unicorns to Leprechauns
David - This is off the record.
Karen - He would be a disaster.
Jan - YOU SON OF A BITCH, WHERE DO YOU GET OFF FIRING ME!?
Michael - David, I didn’t tell her…
Jan - So long, asshole!
David - We’re not giving you the job.
Karen - Wow, that was some serious, hardcore self destruction.
Jan - It’s just these painkillers I’ve been taking since the surgery…
Michael - Why is my office black?
Michael - Ryan, coffee.
Ryan - I don’t do that anymore.
Michael - I am never going to leave… I am going nowhere. This place is like my home, my hospital, and my old age home.
Pam - We never got the timing down. I shot him down, then he shot me down. If he’s gone for good, then… okay…
Jim - Excuse me, are you free for dinner tonight?
Pam - ..yes…
Jim - Great, it’s a date.
Kelly - Who was that?
Ryan - Nobody. We’re done!